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DaBair's Anti-Pooh's Adventures Squad!

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I decided to jump on the bandwagon and make my own Anti-Pooh's Adventures Squad!

Prologue: DaBair used to really enjoy cartoons - and crossovers. But all that change when the Pooh's Adventures attacked. They have taken over the world of crossovers and polluted it with their manchild antis. Now DaBair has called upon 11 fictional characters to help him defeat the menace that is Pooh's Adventures

TEAM:

The Leader: DaBair
He is a shy, withdrawn 22-year-old who spends his days at a miserable day program and his nights on the computer. He has discovered the menace of Pooh's Adventures through research and knowing of its bad effects on the Internet, vows to stop them. He wields a grenade launcher to blow up Poohphiles.

2nd in Command: Princess Ashe (Final Fantasy XII)
With her leadership skills, she is to be feared by Poohphiles. She has the Treaty-Blade which she can use to cut through Poohphiles' brains and the Zodiac Spear for maximum damage on Poohphiles.

The Brains: Morty (Pokemon)
He is a quiet one, but he has the intellect to find out information on Pooh's Adventures. He can track down their personal lives and see their pasts. He doesn't have a weapon per se, but he wields his Ghost-type Pokemon as mercenaries.

The Brawler: Helga Pataki (Hey Arnold)
She has the aggressive temper to beat the living shit out of Poohphiles. With her deadpan attitude and nicknaming skills, she can make a Poohphile's life a living nightmare. She wields Old Betsy and the Five Avengers.

The Weapons Expert: Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
She has all kinds of weapons to help her - she has Uzi guns, a grenade launcher, MP5 submachine gun, harpoon gun, and automatic pistols, but she prefers her regular pistols. She can inflict massive damage on Poohphiles with her guns.

The Magic User: Maleficent (Maleficent)
Her dark magical powers can be used to manipulate the Poohphiles, and she can transform them so they can lose their powers. She wields magic.

The Stealth Expert/Spy: Rouge the Bat (Sonic)
She is sneaky and can watch Poohphiles in places where they won't expect so she can plan a surprise attack on them. She's also got bombs to explode their bases.

The Chronicler: Kaepora Gaebora (The Legend of Zelda)
This wise old owl remembers the entire history of Pooh's Adventures, and he chronicles all the events of the squad. He uses his head-turning powers to confuse Poohphiles until their heads explode.

The One Who's Way Crazy-Prepared: Judy Funnie (Doug)
She is ready for any attacks on Pooh's Adventures, and can easily obliterate them with the power of her Shakespearean knowledge and poetry, which is too much for Poohphiles to tolerate.

The Heart: Princess Peach (Mario)
She is the nice one and always keeps the team in check. But beware - she wields a mean frying pan to whack Poohphiles on their brains.

Team Pet: Headcrab (Half-Life)
It can latch itself to Poohphiles' heads and eat their brains with their sharp teeth.

The New Guy: Joringel (Grimm's Fairy Tales anime)
DaBair happens to like him, so he invited him. Joringel is pretty quiet and doesn't do too much on the adventure. He's got a red flower to protect himself from Pooh's Adventures attacks, but he doesn't go on missions yet.

Credit goes to MariposaLass-93.
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KaiWei99's avatar

Those Poohphiles are giving A.A. Milne and E.H. Shepard a bad name!